sweatlikekeith:

Goals

nawyougood:

how i talk during sex:

  • bend over
  • ……
  • ……
  • …..
  • …..
  • ……..
  • fuck
  • …..
  • …..
  • …..
  • …..
  • ahhhhh
  • …..
  • ….
  • ………………
  • ………..
  • you want some juice?

zkac:

when did people start caring about eyebrows? i need to know so i can go back in time and kill the person who started this garbage obsession

renancu:

having fun without cursing

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

fuuck your bedtime mom. its probably like 5 am in china right now. time is a human construction that doesnt even exisgt. if u reject time you can transcend it. please i want to play halo

oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

collidewithluigi:

"can i see your phone"

"yeah one sec"

image

pupbutt:

here I am
heyidrewathing:

big big universe